- After you've stayed in a Yurt, everywhere else is just square.
- You have a personality just like a Yurt, well rounded.
- Yurt meditation practice 101 is when you hold your fingers over your head in a circle and say, "I wish I was in my happy Yurt place."
- A Yurt's dome skylight is your looking glass to heaven.
- The best cure for cabin fever is staying in a themed Yurt. Stay one night and call me in a month.
- A staycation is not as fun as a Yurtcation.
- The best way to properly dress a Yurt is to theme it.
- I'm so excited that I've got Yurt bumps.
- It's not a hotel, or a hotel..it's a Yurtel.
- We hope to see you around this way again at Yurtel-Veneta.
